Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until theyβre all crispy and delicious. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When foreplay involves potatoes, I'm all in! π₯π₯π Related Funny Quotes π€ I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven. Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion. Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth. I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly. I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.