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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

Breaking via Discord:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Just landed via Snapchat:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Trending via YouTube:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Breaking via YouTube:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Making waves on Instagram:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Trending via Instagram:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Just landed via X:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Just landed via Threads:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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