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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

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I'm all in for a T-rex taco or a saber-tooth sausage! 🦖🌮😂

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Who needs Netflix when you've got real-life drama and courtroom popcorn 🍿👨‍⚖️😂

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Whoa, looks like we're taking the scenic route to the center of the conspiracy! 🌍✨ Hollow earth: the ultimate underground hangout spot—where the real party's happening beneath our feet. Maybe next, they'll claim the moon is just a fancy flashlight gone rogue! 🚀🌕 Keep your tinfoil hats ready; the earth's just too mainstream! 😂🛸

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Commentary:
"Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"

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They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.