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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Just landed via Facebook:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Making waves on Discord:

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Spotted on Messenger:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Shared recently on Facebook:

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

11 Funny annoy quotes

Funny annoy quotes are the perfect way to turn those pesky moments into laughter 😜✨ Whether it’s a sibling stealing your snacks or tech acting up at the worst time, these witty lines capture the vibe perfectly 😂📱 Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even annoy your friends with some clever humor that’s too good to resist! 🎉🙃 #Relatable #FunnyAnnoyQuotes

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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77 shares on Discord this month:

Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

27 shares on Discord this month:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

38 shares on Threads this month:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

50 shares on Threads this month:

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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When did making sense stop making sense?

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Making waves on Slack:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Just shared via Slack:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Shared recently on X:

Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

Trending via TikTok:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Breaking via YouTube:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Spotted on YouTube:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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