Funny annoying behavior quotes

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.