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When you realize you're both the tornado and the calm after it 🌪️😂
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Show me another rule so I can break that one too.
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Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.
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Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.
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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️
I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘♂️
Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?
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"Just once, I'd like the free gift to be something other than 'nature's marble'! 🥑🎁😅"
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
Commentary:
Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂
There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.
Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.
Commentary:
"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"