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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨
Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.
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Sounds like Twitter is the world's most eclectic group therapy session 😂🧠❤️
One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).
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When you realize you're both the tornado and the calm after it 🌪️😂
Show me another rule so I can break that one too.
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Another rule? Just call me the "Rule-ette"! 😜🚦💥
‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.
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Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.
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When you realize you're just the butler in your own home 😂🐶🍽️
I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘♂️
Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?
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"Just once, I'd like the free gift to be something other than 'nature's marble'! 🥑🎁😅"
They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.
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Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂