Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
114 Funny another quotes
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.
Commentary:
"When your phone charger is practicing social distancing 😂📱🔌 #Stranded"
Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.
Commentary:
"When the sun's out but so is your to-do list! 🌞➡️📋 #AdultingStrikesAgain"
Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age where your face starts collecting chins like Pokémon! 😂👌 #GottaDoubleChinEmAll"
I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
Commentary:
"Plot twist: Fido's secretly moonlighting as an air traffic controller 🐶✈️ 'Excuse me, got a tail-wag emergency in the kitchen!'"
Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.
Commentary:
"Manifesting my inner nepo baby—4 jobs and 0 yachts to show for it! 🛍️🛥️💸 #WhereDidIGoWrong"
Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.
Commentary:
"Guess even mosquitoes know how to make an impression! 😂🦟💋"
Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
Commentary:
"When you thought you were dialling 'support,' but accidentally called 'drama central!' 📞😅🎭"
If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.
Commentary:
Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨