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Turning arguments into binge-worthy series since day one! 🍿🎬
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Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.
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Survived another day without upgrading my emotions to a criminal record—progress! 🚓😂🎉
Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.
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In an alternate universe, I've got a mean right hook and a lot fewer apologies to make! 🥊😆
I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.
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Your dog is probably thinking, "Why doesn't she just go with my classic 'no clothes' approach? Works every time!" 🐶👗😆
Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.
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Being single means more pizza for me and my couch! 🍕🛋️ #SingleByChoice #PizzaPal
Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.
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So true! It's like dating a Transformer, but without the cool car upgrade 😂🚗💥
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.
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Just another day in the life of a horribly patient procrastinator! 😅⏳✨
Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.
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Sounds like Twitter is the world's most eclectic group therapy session 😂🧠❤️