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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
226 Funny awkward quotes
I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.
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Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍
I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?
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Awooga! Guess my inner cartoon character couldn't handle the wardrobe malfunction! 😂🚨
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.
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When you realize your emotional investment had the return rate of a potato 🥔🚫📈
Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?
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When you visit other families and discover they're just like sitcoms—with less laugh track and more snacks 😄🍿👨👩👧👦