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Locking eyes over a hot dog showdown 🍴👀🌭 Let the awkwardness begin!
230 Funny awkward quotes
The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.
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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.
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Job hunting is just a treasure hunt where the treasure keeps getting relocated! 🗺️✨ If I find it, you'll hear the victory dance from miles away! 🎉💃
On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.
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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.
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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.
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Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
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When you spot someone you know and suddenly become an undercover agent on a top-secret mission 🕵️♂️🤫😂
My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.
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Awkwardness level: Jedi Master unlocked! 🧘♂️🤔✨
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅
Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?
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Trying to laugh at a video you can't even see properly is the ultimate test of friendship 😂📱🔍