Funny barber quotes

• Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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  4 weeks ago

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• You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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  4 weeks ago

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