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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Making waves on Twitch:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Trending via Slack:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Going viral on Slack:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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Going viral on YouTube:

I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

Breaking via Twitch:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Making waves on Snapchat:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Just landed via TikTok:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Spotted on WeChat:

Aura is the real business card.

Reported on X:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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