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When life hands you sweaty kids, pour yourself a glass and call it ‘Parenting Pinot’ 🍷😅
483 Funny being quotes
What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?
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When's the snooping class graduation ceremony? 👀🎓🤣
I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.
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Why go from zero to hero when you can just start at zero? 😎🎯
Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.
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Guess it's time to turn up the thermostat on this looks game! 🔥😎
Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.
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Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️
Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.
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Netflix: the only friend who judges my life choices but stays for the binge 🍿📺😊
At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?
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When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.
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Trying to please everyone and still failing is my superpower 🌟🤦♂️ #PeoplePleaserProblems 😅
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.
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Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂
No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).
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When your love language is high-energy pest mode 🤪💖 #AnnoyinglyAdorable