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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Spotted on Twitch:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Spotted on X:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Spotted on Twitch:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Reported on Discord:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Just landed via TikTok:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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Live now on Discord:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Trending via Telegram:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Just shared via Instagram:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Trending via Discord:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Just shared via YouTube:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Reported on Snapchat:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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