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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,442

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Trending via TikTok:

Dear music, thanks!

Live now on Twitch:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Spotted on Telegram:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Just shared via Facebook:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Trending via Pinterest:

Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

Shared recently on X:

The void screams into me.

Just landed via Twitch:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Going viral on X:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Breaking via Twitch:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

70 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

14 folks are currently checking 👀

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m running out of people I like.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,582

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Making waves on Threads:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Going viral on Messenger:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Just landed via Snapchat:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Seen just now on X:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Just landed via Twitch:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Going viral on X:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Trending via Threads:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Going viral on Discord:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

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