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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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Funny Black Friday quotes

Funny Black Friday quotes are here to bring some humor to the chaos of the shopping frenzy! 🛍️🤣 Whether you’re braving the crowds or just watching from the sidelines, these quotes offer a comedic take on the wild and often hilarious side of the biggest shopping day of the year. Grab your coffee and enjoy a laugh before you dive into the deals! ☕️😂

New funny Black Friday quotes 👇

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

1 week ago
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I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

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Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

4 weeks ago
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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

1 month ago
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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

1 month ago
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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

1 month ago
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All funny Black Friday quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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