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Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Seen just now on Threads:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

Making waves on Pinterest:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Just shared via YouTube:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Spotted on Threads:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Breaking via Twitch:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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65 shares on Facebook this month:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

74 shares on Messenger this month:

I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

28 shares on X this month:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I am stoned and laying in bed reading, and the idea of Santa going on Ozempic popped into my head, and I whispered, “No!”

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Going viral on Facebook:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Live now on WeChat:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Seen just now on Threads:

Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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