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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, β€œHave you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Going viral on YouTube:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Trending via Reddit:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Just landed via YouTube:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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36 shares on Instagram this month:

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

31 shares on Threads this month:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

68 shares on X this month:

Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

94 shares on X this month:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot β€” and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

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Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94Β°.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ has viewed:

Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

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Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

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Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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Spotted on Telegram:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Spotted on TikTok:

You can fake an American accent all you want, but β€œliterally” will expose you.

Making waves on Reddit:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Going bananas on Slack:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Just landed via X:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Shared recently on Facebook:

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Trending via Reddit:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Going viral on Threads:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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