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Funny bones quotes are the perfect remedy when you need a giggle or a hearty chuckle 😂💀! These witty gems tickle your sense of humor and lighten up even the dullest days. Whether you love clever puns or silly wordplay, funny bones quotes bring that extra spark of joy and laughter to your feed 🎉🤣. Ready to laugh your ribs off? Let the fun begin!

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

1 month ago
age, age humor, aging, body, bones, humor, joke, me, perspective, self-deprecating, still, young, youth
Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

1 month ago
40s, ability, aging, bones, changes, cracking, humor, life, life changes, sneaky, walk, walking, welcome
I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

2 months ago
50, biology, body, bones, cells, energy, humor, i, morning, muscles, sleep, time, wake, wake up
Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

2 months ago
anatomy, bones, break, heart, humor, love, pain, relationship

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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New funny bones quotes 👇

Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

All funny bones quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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