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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Trending via Slack:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Just shared via Reddit:

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

Trending via X:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Making waves on Slack:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Trending via Threads:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Seen just now on Discord:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Going viral on Threads:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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47 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish I had a friend like me.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

17 shares on Discord this month:

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

69 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Breaking via Reddit:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Trending via TikTok:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Trending via TikTok:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

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