Funny brevity quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a holy 'missionary position'! 😂🙏📖"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like Marvel is taking the scenic route while The Powerpuff Girls are zooming through their missions like speedy superheroes! 🦸‍♀️💥 Maybe it's all those epic slow-motion sequences and dramatic superhero brooding that add up the runtime in Marvel movies! 😄 Keep the popcorn handy for those 3-hour Marvel marathons! 🍿✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal remedy for all online blunders – just sprinkle some 'lol' and watch the awkwardness dissipate into cyberspace oblivion! 😂💻👋 #LifeHack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

  Commentary:
  When I say "long story short," what I really mean is "grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director's cut version of this tale." 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you've got my storytelling skills on full display?😄

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