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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has downloaded:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has downloaded:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has downloaded:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

I love being left to my own devices. Itโ€™s like yeah, these are my devices.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด has downloaded:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, Iโ€™ve got too many windows open.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

โ€œIโ€™ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has bookmarked:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if youโ€™re awake.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,634

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Going viral on Threads:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mแบน.

Seen just now on Discord:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Going viral on Twitch:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

Just shared via Threads:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Just landed via Reddit:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Making waves on Twitch:

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Making waves on Discord:

The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

Just shared via Facebook:

If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Social Media Stars โญ

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Canโ€™t. Too busy saving daylight.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

20 shares on Threads this month:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Hot Jokes ๐Ÿ’ฅ

20 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Itโ€™s like my wish isnโ€™t even your command anymore…

14 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

12 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

17 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

5 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

25 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Commenting โ€œAI slopโ€ on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

19 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

24 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

23 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

15 folks are currently checking ๐Ÿ‘€

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

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216 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,485

Funny Quotes Topics

17,557

Funny Quotes Images

15,485

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,409

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡จ has shared:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

Apparently, โ€œspiteโ€ is not an appropriate answer to โ€œWhat motivates you?โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I donโ€™t live in a commercial.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesnโ€™t want them to see this mess.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Idiocracy wasnโ€™t supposed to be a documentary.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ด has copied:

Speed dating, but itโ€™s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyoneโ€™s food.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has viewed:

Couples who finish each otherโ€™s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น has viewed:

Iโ€™ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Making waves on Slack:

โ€œGirls just want to have fun!โ€ No, I want one million dollars cash.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Just landed via Threads:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Making waves on TikTok:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Trending via Instagram:

Iโ€™m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Just shared via WeChat:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Do you ever feel like youโ€™re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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