Commentary:
Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
52 Funny broke quotes
I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.
Commentary:
Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! 👗💸😅
When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.
Commentary:
Starting the day with a side of dizziness and a sprinkle of existential dread, served fresh at sunrise! 🍽️🤪💸
Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.
Commentary:
"When you say you're broke but your package tracking says otherwise! 😂📦💸 #SheinNinja"
I’m so broke, I owe myself money.
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"When even my piggy bank sends me 'IOU' notes 🐷💸😂"
One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.
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"When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔"
There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.
Commentary:
"With all this money floating around, my wallet's practicing social distancing! 💸🤣"
Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
Commentary:
"Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"
I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perilous world of pillow selection – where one wrong choice can turn a peaceful night's sleep into a chiropractic emergency! 💥😂 Who knew we'd reach an age when a fluffed cushion could be our ultimate foe? Watch out for those treacherously fluffy temptations, my friends! 😆🛌"
I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!
Commentary:
Oh no, sounds like a "cracking" experience! 📱💔😂 Who knew a phone drop could rival childbirth in pain level? Maybe it's time to invest in a sturdy case or some bubble wrap for that device! 😉