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6 months ago
Share →: Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym when you can burn calories just from hearing about someone else's jam-packed schedule? 💪⏰🤯"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I have an appointment' excuse strikes again! 💁‍♂️ Who knew appointments were the ultimate productivity repellant? 🤣 Time to sit back, relax, and wait for that elusive appointment to magically make us busy all day! 🕰️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Commentary:
"Stay hydrated, folks! 🚽💦 Avoid drama by keeping your bladder busy. Who needs reality TV when you've got nature's call to answer to? Stay hydrated, stay drama-free! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"
6 months ago
Share →: I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

Commentary:
"Looks like the weekdays are just practicing for the weekends! 😂 Better schedule that coffee break in advance! ☕️#JustWingingIt"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Commentary:
"Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! 👻📵 Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? 📞😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Commentary:
"No worries, Frodo is on a quest to destroy the One Ring and here you are on a quest to binge-watch LOTR TikToks! 🧝‍♂️📱 Don't worry, Gandalf will forgive your delayed response!"
6 months ago
Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Commentary:
"Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙‍♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's got their priorities straight! 🥔 Just be sure you don't turn into a couch potato while finding out what kind of potato you are! 😄 #PotatoGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's multitasking their way through questionable arithmetic! 🧮💼 Who knew the abacus had a dark side? Just remember, the IRS might catch those sneaky moves! 😜🕵️‍♂️