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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"
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Share →: “Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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"Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

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People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Reported on YouTube:

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

Just landed via WeChat:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Spotted on Reddit:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Breaking via WeChat:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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