32 Funny busy quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to balance being a sleepy girl with a busy life is like trying to juggle coffee cups on a Monday morning – you just know one of them is going to spill!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't hang out today! Too busy saving daylight… you know, superhero stuff! 💪🦸‍♂️ Don't worry, I'll be back before bedtime! ⏰😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

  Commentary:
  🏆🎬 "I could easily win an Oscar, I just have to schedule it in between my naps and snack breaks! 🍿💤 Who knew being fabulous could be so exhausting?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic Sunday ritual of juggling productivity and procrastination, all while setting aside a special panic corner just for Monday. Who knew a day of rest could be so anxiety-inducing? It's like a rollercoaster ride, except the only drop is realizing the weekend is over!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

  Commentary:
  "Too busy faking productivity to engage in real conversations 😅💼 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even in the afterlife, this person is planning to have a social calendar busier than the Kardashians! 👻💁‍♂️ Better make sure to RSVP in advance to meet this ghostly VIP! 😄 #AfterlifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

  Commentary:
  "Some people are just one Excel spreadsheet away from an Oscar for Best Actor in a leading role 🎭📊 #MasterOfPretendingToWork"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

  Commentary:
  🐱 "What if I just replied 'not now kitten daddy's busy' to all my work emails? 😂 Sorry boss, my inner feline is calling for attention! Who knew cats could make such effective virtual assistants, right? 🐾 #WorkFromHomeStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

  Commentary:
  "Me: I'll get to that important task right after I finish deleting all these lock screen screenshots… 📸🔒💥#ProcrastinationGameStrong"

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