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I guess "Call Me Maybe" was just a beta test for stakeholder meetings 🎶📞🙃
236 Funny call quotes
Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.
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"When unknown numbers throw a party, guess who's not picking up! 🎉📵😂"
Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.
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Why earn while you work when you can thrive through chaotic calls? 📞😅 #WorkFromHomeAntihero
Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.
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Saying goodnight to my work apps like the world's most digital bedtime story. 💻🌙😴
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
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Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”
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When your stomach decides to be the lead singer in the "Hunger Symphony"! 🎤📞🍽️
My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
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Foxes need coffee too! ☕🦊 Sounds like someone just got outfoxed by their own joke! 😂📞
Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.
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Looks like I've been chatting with royalty—hello, Your Excellency, Bot from Lagos! 🤖👑😂
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌
You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.
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I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚