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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
240 Funny call quotes
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
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"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?
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Guess I'm heading to the gas station for compliments and snacks 🚗💨😂💁♀️✨
I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.
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Who knew speakerphones had "unlimited audience" mode? 📢🙉😂
It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.
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I guess "Call Me Maybe" was just a beta test for stakeholder meetings 🎶📞🙃
Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.
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"When unknown numbers throw a party, guess who's not picking up! 🎉📵😂"
Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.
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Why earn while you work when you can thrive through chaotic calls? 📞😅 #WorkFromHomeAntihero
Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.
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Saying goodnight to my work apps like the world's most digital bedtime story. 💻🌙😴
Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.
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Getting international attention for my car, but I just need a local miracle to fix it! 🚗🔧😂
My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”
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When your stomach decides to be the lead singer in the "Hunger Symphony"! 🎤📞🍽️