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Turning arguments into binge-worthy series since day one! 🍿🎬
27 Funny called quotes
I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.
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Ah yes, the classic tale of the "canine couch coup" 🐶🛏️😂 Looks like you're just along for the ride in their kingdom!
The bank just called and gave me the biggest compliment, said my balance is outstanding. I really needed that today.
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Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉
This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”
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When life hands you plot twists, just shrug, nod, and grab some popcorn for the next episode 🍿🤔🤷♀️
I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.
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I totally agree—nothing strikes fear like an unexpected ringtone! 😂📞
I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.
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Surviving November: the only extreme sport where my coach is my coffee mug! ☕️😂
Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.
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When you realize your jeans have transformed into a denim prison 😂👖🍕