Commentary:
Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆
104 Funny casual quotes
I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm defying science and making waves! 🌊🍴😂
I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the profound thoughts of a great philosopher: 'Yeah' and 'Yup' 😂🧠💭 #DeepThoughts"
Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…
Commentary:
"Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"
Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.
Commentary:
"🔥🚗 'Cause rolling through the flames in sweats is just how I tire my attire! 😂👕"
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.
Commentary:
"Relax, she's just in a deep battle with a 1000-piece jigsaw. 🧩 She'll text back once she finds the corner pieces! 😂📱"
Let’s go out for carrots sometime.
Commentary:
"Sounds a-peeling! 🥕😄 When life gives us carrots, we make… interesting dinner plans?"
Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?
Commentary:
"Hopefully wearing a crown I made out of nachos! 🧀👑🍺 #FiveBeerPlan"
I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.
Commentary:
"When life gives you honey, embrace your inner Pooh Bear! 🍯🐻 No pants, no problem! 😂🍯"