Funny chilling quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect way to unwind after a long day – because nothing says 'chill' quite like a good ol' serial killer documentary 🤯🔪 Who needs calming nature sounds when you can have murder mysteries, right? Stay creepy, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️ #UnconventionalRelaxation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

  Commentary:
  "Stephen King's It: where Pennywise acts as the ultimate wingman for childhood friendships that never die 🤡👫 #FriendshipGoals #AdultingDoneRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days of first grade where surprises came in all shapes and sizes, including stomach-churning ones! 🤢 Who knew our childhood memories would be a mix of nostalgia and nausea? 🤪"

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