Commentary:
"100% agree! If only the universe came with a suggestion box for these very reasonable requests! 🐾💸🍰🤦♂️"
48 Funny complaint quotes
I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.
Commentary:
Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? 🌭🎤 Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. 😂
“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”
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Feels like my wallet and the weather are having a heated argument! 💸🔥
Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.
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Oh great Cosmic Chef, dial down the sizzle! 🌍🔥😅
I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.
Commentary:
Dropping diss tracks at work: making audits lyrical and office beefs chart-toppers! 🎤😄 #WatchOutDebbie
Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.
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When I signed up for this job, I didn’t realize I’d be joining a circus as the main act! 🎪🤡📞
I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.
Commentary:
Sending buttered thoughts your way 🧈😂 Stay strong in the face of crumby adversity!
Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!
Commentary:
Adulting: where the responsibilities multiply like socks in the laundry! 🧦🌀💸
Have you tried complaining about it?
Commentary:
Complaining: the original customer service hotline 😂📞
Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.
Commentary:
"Sure, let the warranty claims begin! 🤣🔧 #MotherInLawSupport"