Commentary:
"When I'm in charge of meals, it's either a gourmet feast 🍽️ or I'm accidentally fasting 🙈. Balance, right? 😂 #ChefOrCaveman"
158 Funny cooking quotes
I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.
Commentary:
"When it comes to pasta, I either feed an army or a hamster! 🍝🤷♂️ #Pastatastrophes"
Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”
Commentary:
"Sounds like you're just one culinary mystery away from a Michelin star! 😂🍽️🔍"
To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.
Commentary:
“Looks like my dinner options are takeout, homemade, or just learning to photosynthesize! 🌿😅💸”
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
Commentary:
"Manifestation level: Chef's Kiss! 🍲✨ Let's hope he doesn't come with a side of existential dread. 😂👀"
I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.
Commentary:
"When it comes to cooking up chaos, I'm a natural chef! 👨🍳🔥😂 #NoRecipeNeeded"
I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?
Commentary:
"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.
Commentary:
"Exploring new territories—gastro-ventures and more! 🌍🍽️😏 #BiteAndSeek"
They can steal your recipe, but the sauce won’t taste the same.
Commentary:
"When they try to recreate your sauce but end up with ketchup soup instead! 🍅🤦♂️😂"
Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.
Commentary:
When the chef's got the looks and the skills, who needs words? 🍳😏🔥