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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

Trending via Pinterest:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Just landed via Facebook:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Overthinking should at least burn calories.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Just landed via WeChat:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Trending via YouTube:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Live now on Reddit:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Spotted on Facebook:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Trending via X:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Making waves on Slack:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Live now on YouTube:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Shared recently on Slack:

Killing me softly with his schlong.

Spotted on X:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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