Funny create quotes

• You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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  4 weeks ago

  8, business, create, deadline, hours, humor, productivity, shareholder, time, value, work

• Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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  4 weeks ago

  advice, boring, create, creativity, fun, gossip, hear, humor, personality, social

• It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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  4 weeks ago

  beautiful, beautiful day, create, day, existing, humor, ignore, irony, new, ones, problem, problems, procrastination

• So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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  4 weeks ago

  actual, call, channel, checker, create, fact, fact checker, facts, give, humor, information, just, know, media, news, sarcasm, truth, TV, TV channel, us, where, why

• Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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  4 weeks ago

  1, 2, beverage, create, dairy, forbidden, humor, joke, milk, mixing, playful, pun, quirky

• Cool times create cool guys.

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  4 weeks ago

  confidence, cool, cool guy, cool times, create, fun, guy, guys, humor, lifestyle, times

• I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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  1 month ago

  account, am, create, create account, frustration, humor, i, online, technology, tyranny, under

• I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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  1 month ago

  challenge, create, humor, i, irony, math, new, paradox, problem, solve, three

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