I don't have bad handwriting, I'm just using my own font.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Commentary:
"Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"

I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box. I don't even know where the box is.

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Commentary:
"Who needs a box when you've got unlimited imagination? 🌟 Think so far outside the box that you forget it even exists! 📦🚫 #BreakingBarriers"

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the most crucial part of any book – the page numbers! 📚✏️ Who needs a plot or characters when your page numbers are on point? Maybe I should start my own book with just the dedication page… 😂📖 #Priorities"

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.

Commentary:
"Who would have thought that emojis could capture such a 'busty' personality 🍈🍈? Just remember, not all masterpieces fit in a single frame 😉 #ArtisticExpression #BoobArt"

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we've got a modern-day Pygmalion on our hands! 🖨️💥 Turning a 3D printer into a 4D printer – printing printers, who needs the Matrix when you've got this level of meta? 😂👏 #WhoPrintsThePrinters

I'm not lazy, I'm waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Commentary:
"Just call me a dedicated professional – waiting patiently for the inspiration bus to arrive 🚌💡 Or maybe I'll just take a nap and hope it shows up in my dream instead! 😴✨"

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, living within your means is so last season 💁‍♀️ Who needs a budget when you have an imagination bursting with creative ways to spend money you don't have? 💸✨ Someone pass the glitter, we're about to DIY our way to financial freedom! 🌈✂️ #ImaginationsUnite"

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Commentary:
"If Shakespeare had a backup plan… 😄📝💔 #PoeticRevenge"

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic remix inception! 🔄🎶 It seems this remix went full circle and ended up right where it started. Imagine the confusion of the DJs spinning this one at the club! 😄🎧 #RemixFail