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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,476

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Live now on Facebook:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Shared recently on TikTok:

No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Going viral on LinkedIn:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Trending via TikTok:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

44 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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The ‘E’ in my name stands for ‘Everything you need.’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,345

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Spotted on Threads:

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

Making waves on Telegram:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

Shared recently on Reddit:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Just landed via Twitch:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Just shared via Instagram:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Live now on Telegram:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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