Funny CVS quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry for the delay, my CVS receipt decided to write a novel instead of just printing! 📃✨ Next time, I'll use it to track my reading progress instead of waiting around for it. 😆 #LongestReceiptEver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew CVS receipts were training for the Olympics in length?! 🏅💸 At this rate, you'll have enough paper to wallpaper your house before you even get your next refill! 😂 #CVSReceiptsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

  Commentary:
  "Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt! It's long enough to reach the tower and then some! 🧝‍♀️🧾 #ReceiptGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bridesmaid is an honor, but carrying the end of a CVS receipt? Now that's a whole new level of commitment! 💐🧾 #bridesmaidgoals #receiptduty"

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