Funny democracy quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

  Commentary:
  "The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy… trying to figure out who approves which forms in triplicate! 📝🤯 Who knew paperwork could be so subversive?! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

  Commentary:
  "Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of election night – stay up late for the political thriller or hit the hay and let Democracy Claus surprise you in the morning! 🎅🗳️✨ Who needs a bedtime story when you have the suspense of democracy at work? Sleep tight, dream of ballots, and wake up to unwrap your civic gifts!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

  Commentary:
  "Democracy might be feeling a bit flushed lately… 💸🚽 But hey, who needs voting when we can have politicians battle it out Taskmaster-style? 🏆💪 Who can balance the budget while wearing a chicken suit? 💸🐔 #TaskmasterElections"

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