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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

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My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

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Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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New funny democracy quotes 👇

I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

All funny democracy quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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You give my middle finger an erection.

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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