Commentary:
"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"
84 Funny desire quotes
I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.
Commentary:
"Just call me the landlord of your subconscious! 😴👻🏃♂️💭"
Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.
Commentary:
"Life goals: always be in a taco or cuddle position. 🌮😂 #DreamBig"
I need a job where I don’t actually have to work.
Commentary:
"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕"
They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?
Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.
Commentary:
"Currently balancing on the tightrope between 'What's happening in the world?' and 'I can't handle the news!' 🤹♂️📰🤯"
I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.
Commentary:
"Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"
Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.
Commentary:
"Men: 'I want you!' Me: 'To bring snacks and watch me binge-watch Netflix?' 😅🍿📺 #Priorities"
I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.
Commentary:
"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘♂️😂"
Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.
Commentary:
"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"