Funny do not disturb quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Me: ‘Communication is the key.’

  Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb*

  Well, at least I‘m consistent in avoiding communication, right? #SelectiveListener”

  2 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb” – a sentiment many of us can relate to! Who needs interruptions when you’re busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? Let’s all petition for a universal “life on do not disturb” button!

  3 months ago

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