Funny do not disturb quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  "Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️

  Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

  Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

  Commentary:
  🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉

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