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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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Dec 27, 2025

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Just shared via Instagram:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Just landed via X:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Seen just now on Discord:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

Just shared via TikTok:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Spotted on WeChat:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Shared recently on WeChat:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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Funny Dollar Tree quotes

Funny Dollar Tree quotes bring all the laughs and bargains together in one place! 🛒😂 Whether you’re hunting for hidden gems or just love the thrill of a great deal, these witty sayings capture the quirky charm of dollar store finds 💸✨ Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a few with your friends on your next budget-friendly spree! 🎉🛍️

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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1 month ago

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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2 months ago

authenticity, cashier, cashiers, check, counterfeit, counterfeit money, dollar, Dollar Tree, feel, frustration, handling, hate, humor, i, Karen, money, money handling, need, real, shopping, tree
Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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2 months ago

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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5 months ago

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All funny Dollar Tree quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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93 shares on Threads this month:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Delightful if true: booby trap.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Ugh, but profoundly.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

48 shares on Discord this month:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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531 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,124

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17,272

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15,124

Updated

Dec 27, 2025

Users Online

4,032

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Trending via Reddit:

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Live now on YouTube:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

Just shared via Twitch:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Just shared via Twitch:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Going viral on Reddit:

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Shared recently on TikTok:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Spotted on Discord:

When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.

Shared recently on Instagram:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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