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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Share →: I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Commentary:
Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

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Oh good. Another day.

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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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