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Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

Trending via Reddit:

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Making waves on Instagram:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Making waves on Twitch:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Going viral on Threads:

I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Funny Dollar Tree quotes

Funny Dollar Tree quotes bring all the laughs and bargains together in one place! 🛒😂 Whether you’re hunting for hidden gems or just love the thrill of a great deal, these witty sayings capture the quirky charm of dollar store finds 💸✨ Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a few with your friends on your next budget-friendly spree! 🎉🛍️

New funny Dollar Tree quotes 👇

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

16 hours ago

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This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

2 weeks ago

available, color, colors, dollar, Dollar Tree, drink, energy, energy drink, exaggeration, eye, hallucination, humor, me, naked, seeing, tree, vision
Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

2 months ago

ahead, change, dollar, Dollar Tree, humor, joke, just, name, need, price, prices, shopping, store, tree, unexpected, unexpected price
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

2 months ago

authenticity, cashier, cashiers, check, counterfeit, counterfeit money, dollar, Dollar Tree, feel, frustration, handling, hate, humor, i, Karen, money, money handling, need, real, shopping, tree
Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

2 months ago

changing, dollar, Dollar Tree, due, fiddy, humor, inflation, money, name, price, prices, retail, rising, rising price, shopping, tree, Tree Fiddy

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19 shares on TikTok this month:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is weird and then you die.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

97 shares on Slack this month:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on X:

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

Just shared via Discord:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Going viral on WeChat:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Breaking via Reddit:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Shared recently on Threads:

Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.

Shared recently on X:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

Making waves on Threads:

People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

Trending via Discord:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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