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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Going viral on Slack:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Just shared via X:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Broadcasted on Discord:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Live now on Facebook:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Trending via Reddit:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Math is like Chinese to me.

Just landed via TikTok:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

Just shared via Discord:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Going viral on YouTube:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Just landed via Slack:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Just landed via Twitch:

Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

Making waves on Messenger:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Parents be like β€œwhy aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say β€œyou look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

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