Funny drunken quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

  Commentary:
  "I often opt for gift bags over wrapping paper because my dexterity is on par with a tipsy panda trying to perform brain surgery 🐼🎁 #ClumsyGiftGiver"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

  Commentary:
  "Being called a 'customer' after that one wild online shopping spree is like getting a 'Hey, stranger' text from a one-time Tinder match – let's keep it casual, corporations! 🛍️🥂 #WeAreNotThatSerious"

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