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When life gives you lemons, it also gives you a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation about lemons. 🍋😵💫😴
74 Funny emotional quotes
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.
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Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼
Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.
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Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆
And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.
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Master of Disappearing Acts: Now you see me, now I'm awkwardly missing you while pretending to be busy! 🤹♂️✨😅
At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.
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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.
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Survived another day without upgrading my emotions to a criminal record—progress! 🚓😂🎉
Nonchalant men are not for me. I want mine to have a panic attack if we’re not talking.
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When he triple-texts and then calls because I took 5 minutes to reply, that's true dedication! 😂📱💥
I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.
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When your morning needs more capybara cuddles: emotional support rodents, where are you? 💤🦔
“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.
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I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️