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Watching that hairline retreat like it's on a permanent vacation! 😂✈️🏖️
152 Funny enough quotes
Until you have enough money to misbehave… behave.
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It's amazing how well you can behave when your bank account can't afford to cover bail.
If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.
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Sounds like the ultimate practice-makes-perfect relationship strategy! 💍🤣
I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.
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Ignorance is bliss, but reality needs better PR. 😅🌍🤯
I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.
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Eternity sounds like a long time; hope your lover brought snacks! 😄🛋️🍿
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.
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Well, if my morning coffee spills, is it divine intervention telling me to clean up my act? 🤔☕️🧹
There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.
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Navigating new slang: the ultimate test of whether you're young at heart or just young at bedtime 😂🛌🧐
You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.
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Sounds like my new dating strategy: just take a really hard nap! 😴💤
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I’m just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you’re desperate.
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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️