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Heat me up and let's hope I don't explode like last time! 🔥😅🍽️
153 Funny enough quotes
Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?
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Trying to finish a bottle of Worcestershire sauce is like playing a video game on expert level 🎮🕵️♂️🥫
An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.
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Looks like my clothes are in the middle of their self-cleaning cycle 🧺🧹✨
Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.
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When life gives you lemons, throw them away and grab some salted butter instead! 🧈😄
Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.
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When you realize your crypto investment is the financial version of "I can't believe it's not butter!" 🧈😂🚀
Think that’s enough todaying for today.
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When you reach peak 'todaying' and your couch starts calling your name 😅🛋️🔔
Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.
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Overthinking is like the never-ending buffet of thoughts — all you can think, forever! 🤔🍝🥲
I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.
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When you realize even FIFA has better plot twists than a soap opera 😂⚽🔄
Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.
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If Netflix had its way, they'd charge each of my personalities for their own subscription 😂🍿💸
Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.
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Walking into a CVS is like entering the Bermuda Triangle of last-minute purchases! Hope you make it out with your wallet and sanity intact! 💸🌀😂