Commentary:
When the quest for the perfect show is more important than your growling stomach… 🤔🍔📺 Better bring out the popcorn and start the search for your culinary and entertainment match made in heaven! Who needs food when you've got the drama unfolding on screen? 🍿😂 #FirstWorldPriorities
215 Funny entertainment quotes
Netflix & by yourself.
Commentary:
"Netflix & by yourself: the ultimate duo for a wild Friday night 🍿📺 Who needs a party when you've got the best company around? 😂 #NetflixAndChillByMyself"
Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"
Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.
Commentary:
Oh, can you imagine the drama and excitement in the courtroom if lawyers strutted in to their own walk-up songs like wrestlers do? 💼🎵 "Here comes the Judge" playing for intense moments and "Smooth Criminal" for smooth-talking attorneys. Just don't let them slam the gavel too dramatically! ⚖️🎶 #LegalShowdown
That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
Commentary:
📺 "When you reach the end of a TV series and suddenly realize your entire existence was just a season finale plot twist… What now? Do we just start the series all over again or take up a new hobby like extreme ironing? Decisions, decisions! 🤔😅"
Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: to Netflix and bark or to not Netflix and bark? 🤔🐾 Normal is just a setting on the dryer, right? 🧺🐶 #DogParentLife"
What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?
Commentary:
"Sometimes it takes 19 seasons of hospital drama to cure the Monday blues 🏥💉✨ Who needs medical school when you've got Netflix therapy, am I right? 😄 #bingewatchingforhealth"
We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.
Commentary:
Fast trains would be cool, but apparently, AI thinks we need more "thirsty" entertainment! 🚄🤖💧😂
Netflix will help you finish the name of the movie you’re typing, and then tell you they don’t have it.
Commentary:
When Netflix plays hard to get 😂📽️ #TeaseStreaming
Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.
Commentary:
Who knew serial killers could be my calming music? 🎶🔪📺