91 funny face quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

May 20, 2026

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

May 20, 2026

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

May 20, 2026

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

May 20, 2026

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

May 20, 2026

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

May 20, 2026

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

May 19, 2026

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

May 19, 2026

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

May 19, 2026

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

May 19, 2026

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

May 19, 2026