Commentary:
Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face
95 Funny face quotes
The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.
Commentary:
Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦♂️📱
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.
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Sounds like a knockout decision! 🥴🥊🙌
That stupid look on my face is my face.
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When your face has a permanent contract with confusion 😂🤔🙃
People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.
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Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊
I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.
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When your face leaks spoilers even before your brain hits pause 😅🤐📺
Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.
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"BRB, testing if my cat is a certified spa treatment! 😹🧖♀️🐱 #FurRealRelaxation"
A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”
Commentary:
"Guess I've got a face for *all* occasions! 😎😂🕶️"