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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Trending via TikTok:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Spotted on TikTok:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Just shared via X:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Just shared via YouTube:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Just shared via Discord:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Making waves on Facebook:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Live now on WeChat:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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16 shares on Snapchat this month:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Easy there, unsaved number.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

45 shares on X this month:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Threads:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

Just shared via Telegram:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Shared recently on Discord:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Just shared via YouTube:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Making waves on Facebook:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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