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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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Trending via Telegram:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Going viral on Discord:

So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Live now on WeChat:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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Funny fatter quotes are here to bring smiles and laughter 😂 while celebrating curves and confidence! Whether you’re embracing your fuller figure or just love a good chuckle, these witty sayings add a sprinkle of humor 🍰 and a dash of self-love 💖. Get ready to giggle, relate, and share the joy with friends who appreciate life’s tasty moments! 🎉✨

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2 months ago
Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
5 months ago
Share →: Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Commentary:
"Life's cruel reality: Enjoy that slice of cake now, because it's all downhill from here! 🍰😂 Embrace the extra pounds like battle scars of a life well-lived! 💪🏼😜"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Commentary:
"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Just landed via Slack:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Reported on Discord:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Going viral on Messenger:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

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