Funny handed quotes

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  16 hours ago

  Share →: The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

  Commentary:
  "Patience? I left that department faster than my WiFi during a storm! 😂🚶‍♂️💨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

  Commentary:
  🎄📝 When you hand in a blank exam, you're not just giving your teacher the gift of time – you're also giving them the gift of a good laugh! Who knew spreading holiday cheer could be so creative and daring? Just hoping your teacher won't celebrate by assigning a makeup test after Christmas break! 😉 #HolidaySpirit #CheekyStudent

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the difference a helping hand can make in the world of coffee! ☕️🤝 Who needs a barista when you've got friends with caffeinated benefits, right? Just don't spill it on the way to me, we don't want any bean casualties! 😄"

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