Commentary:
"Paying the bills so my dog can live like royalty. Who's the real boss here? 😂🐾👑"
114 Funny hard quotes
It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.
Commentary:
"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.
Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"
Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?
Commentary:
"Maybe they call a time-out. 😂⚾️👒 #BaseballKisses"
Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.
Commentary:
"Texting: the art of writing your own 'roast history' 🤦♂️📱😂"
Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.
Commentary:
"Looks like my brain called in sick but forgot to notify me! 🤦♂️🧠🤪"
Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
Commentary:
"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.
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Commentary:
"When the exam turns into a nature documentary 🎬🦜 because suddenly, every squirrel is more interesting than calculus! 📚➗😂"
Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.
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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸♂️😜😂"
Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
Commentary:
"Sounds like the ultimate multitasking workout! 🛍️🤦♀️💪🍫😂"