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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
25 Funny healing quotes
There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.
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When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat
They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.
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Still waiting for that time therapy to kick in! ⏰🙄😂
It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.
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"3am: the time when life's mysteries are solved and your sleep schedule is destroyed 😂🕒💤"
If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.
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"If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much. But alas, the circle of battling those pesky ailments never ends! 🔄💊 #HealingWoes"
If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
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"Watching Home Alone backwards is a heartwarming tale of a kid with magical healing powers! 🏠💫💼 Just a spoonful of Kevin's kindness helps the 'Sticky Bandits' go down… in a less painful way, of course! 😉 #MovieMagic"
If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.
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Watching Home Alone backwards is like witnessing a heartwarming tale of a little hero who uses the power of magic to fix up two unfortunate souls, literally piece by piece! 🏡🔙😂 Just when you thought the Wet Bandits couldn't catch a break… Reverse movie magic strikes again!
I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.
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Sounds like they're undergoing a full reboot to factory settings! 💖🔧😂
Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.
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Embracing the magic of starfishing into sleep without elbow warfare! 🛏️✨🕺🌟
Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.
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When life gives you lemons, trade them in for a grilled cheese. 🧀😂🍞