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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.
4 weeks ago
“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.
2 months ago
Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
3 months ago