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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Seen just now on Threads:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Spotted on Instagram:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Just landed via Slack:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Trending via Telegram:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

Trending via Threads:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Breaking via Instagram:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Funny heating quotes

Funny heating quotes bring the cozy vibes and chuckles you didn’t know you needed 🔥😂 Whether you’re battling chilly mornings or just love a good pun about warmth, these witty lines will heat up your day in the best way! Get ready to smile, snuggle, and maybe even appreciate your heater a little more 😉❄️💡 Let’s turn up the laughter and warmth all at once!

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Share →: Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
4 months ago
Share →: I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Commentary:
"Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Commentary:
"Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Live now on Instagram:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Reported on Reddit:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Spotted on Telegram:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Reported on Threads:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Reported on YouTube:

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Breaking via Slack:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Just landed via Twitch:

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Going viral on Twitch:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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