Funny heating quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a clock when you have your own internal heating pad schedule 🕒🔥 Sounds like your body is setting – and heating – the time! ⏰😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Flexing those thug life vibes while sipping on chamomile tea and chilling with a heating pad – truly a gangsta lifestyle choice! 💪🍵🔥 Who says you can't be hardcore and cozy at the same time? 😂 #GangstaGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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