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Here we go again with the same old crap 💩😂 deja vu more like deja poo!
14849 Funny humor quotes
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Looks like the computer found its match in the ring—turns out even AI can't handle a well-placed roundhouse kick! 🤖🥊🤣
Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.
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Instructions that really *stack* up! 😂🧱➕📏
Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.
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Time to solve all my problems with a little retail therapy and a big credit card bill 😅💳💸
Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.
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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for! 🍼😅
Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.
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Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! 😆👗🚪
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇
I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?
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That's the secret contract: one snort equals a date! 😂🤝
Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.
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Doing backbends for love, but he's still the one getting possessed by good vibes 😂🙃💃
Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!
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When did life switch to "Extreme Morning Edition"? 😂⏰💤