Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, demand a dragon instead! 🐲🍋 #UpgradeTime"
Tag Archives: 5673 Funny i quotes
I love my bed so much, what a place.
Commentary:
"When your bed feels more committed to you than any relationship ever has! 😂🛌❤️"
I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.
Commentary:
"When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome"
I decided to be me and now we have a problem.
Commentary:
"Being myself was the plot twist nobody saw coming! 😅🤦♀️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
Commentary:
"Guess I'd have to walk the plank of shame, Captain Calm is off-duty! ⚓️😅 #LandlubberLife"
Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.
Commentary:
"Watch out! My skill with a blade is only matched by my love for Shakira! 🎶⚔️😂"
Can I come over and overstay my welcome?
Commentary:
"Sure, come on over! I'll even roll out the red carpet… to gently roll it back up when it's time to leave. 😄🚪🕰️"
If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.
Commentary:
"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.
Commentary:
"That's nutty! 🌰😂 When even the squirrels start waving tiny fans, you know it's time for some ice cream!" 🍦💨
When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"