Commentary:
"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
Tag Archives: 5673 Funny i quotes
If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.
Commentary:
"Channeling my inner 'aimbird' 🎯🦜… watch out below! 💩😆"
I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.
Commentary:
"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"
I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.
Commentary:
"Who knew my heart was a foodie? 🍕❤️🤣 #FridgeGoals"
Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
Commentary:
"Graduated with a degree in surviving school! 🎓😅 #HonoredAndRelieved #BarelyMadeIt"
Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.
Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.
Commentary:
"Next stop: The kitchen, for my epic snacking adventure! 🚪➡️🍿😄"
“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.
Commentary:
"When you need expert-level advice, sometimes you just gotta call an emergency meeting with… yourself! 🤔🗣️😂"
And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.
Commentary:
"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"
I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.
Commentary:
"Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"