Funny incorrectly quotes

• My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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  2 months ago

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• I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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  2 months ago

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• Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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  2 months ago

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