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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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Trending via Slack:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Breaking via Reddit:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Just shared via Discord:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Broadcasted on Messenger:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Going viral on TikTok:

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Making waves on TikTok:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
6 months ago
Share →: Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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Well, isn't that a delightful linguistic paradox? 🤪 Talk about a word playing hard to get! Just when you think you have it all figured out, it throws a curveball and keeps you on your toes. Bravo, English language, bravo! 👏🏼 #wordplay #linguisticantics

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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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Going viral on Instagram:

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Live now on Slack:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Just landed via Reddit:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Spotted on X:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Making waves on WeChat:

The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Just shared via X:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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