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“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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Just landed via X:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Going viral on YouTube:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Breaking via Messenger:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Just landed via Reddit:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Trending via Facebook:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Just shared via Messenger:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Just landed via Messenger:

You wish you had this many chins.

Shared recently on Threads:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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Funny incorrectly quotes

Funny incorrectly quotes are like a hilarious game of telephone gone wrong 🤪📢! These quirky mix-ups turn famous sayings upside down, leaving us laughing and scratching our heads 🤯😂. Perfect for brightening your day or sharing with friends who appreciate a good laugh 🤭🎉. Get ready to giggle at words that missed the mark but nailed the fun! 🎯🤣

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

4 weeks ago

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

2 months ago

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

2 months ago

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Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Going viral on Discord:

Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Making waves on Facebook:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Spotted on Instagram:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Going viral on X:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

Just shared via Threads:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Live now on Pinterest:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Just landed via X:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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