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Clearly, it's some kind of reverse psychology Jedi mind trick. 🧙♂️🔮😂
1681 Funny irony quotes
The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.
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Why send a text when you can send smoke signals and ensure everyone knows about your forgetfulness? 🎉🔥📵
What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)
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Living in the future feels like being in a sci-fi movie, but I'm the unpaid intern! 🚀🤖💸
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.
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The ultimate paradox: Mastering the art of ambitious procrastination! 😂🙌✨
Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.
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Trying to please everyone and still failing is my superpower 🌟🤦♂️ #PeoplePleaserProblems 😅
Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.
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Turning into a serial complimenter, one kind word at a time! 😄💬💀
Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.
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When you're trying hard to roll your eyes, but empathy sneaks in with a bear hug 😂🤦♂️💁♀️
Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.
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Well, looks like we're both stuck in the "like" trap! 😅❤️
Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.
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They should have offered PhDs in Hide and Seek, I'd be a world champ by now! 🎓🤷♂️😂