Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"
43 Funny kiss quotes
Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.
Commentary:
Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove
Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"
Less talkie. More kissie.
Commentary:
When words fail, lips prevail! 💋😂
Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”
Commentary:
Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems
You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.
Commentary:
"Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"
Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"
They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.
Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘♂️✨"
They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.
Commentary:
A tuck-in service? Finally, my stuffed animals might get some competition! 🧸😴✨
Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.
Commentary:
Sounds like you hit a home run straight into the Twilight Zone! 😂⚾👽