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Sunday is my favorite day to invent new things to worry about.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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You lose some, you lose some more.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Just shared via Threads:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

Live now on Messenger:

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Making waves on WeChat:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Spotted on WeChat:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Broadcasted on X:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Funny life joke quotes bring a burst of laughter 😄 and a sprinkle of wisdom 🌟 to everyday moments. Whether you’re stuck in a rut or just need a quick mood boost, these playful sayings turn life’s quirks into comedy gold 🎭. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share the joy because sometimes the best medicine is a good laugh 😂✨!

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3 weeks ago
Share →: If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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I'd ask for store credit and exchange it for infinite naps and free snacks! 😴😂🍕
3 weeks ago
Share →: If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Commentary:
Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
4 weeks ago
Share →: Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Commentary:
"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Commentary:
"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Trending via WeChat:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Just shared via Instagram:

Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Live now on Slack:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

Spotted on Facebook:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

Reported on Twitch:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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